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my name is sarah for real
wannabe amateur artist, economics major, avid reader of webcomics, soprano 2, incompetent crocheter, pun enthusiast, and fordhamsteak

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Posts tagged puns

Jun 19 '13

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?!

51,769 notes (via drunkroselalonde & sluttyoliveoil)Tags: puns

Jun 17 '13

ninten:

armin’s evil twin, legout

4,574 notes (via hamsterwhisperer & ninten)Tags: fuckin puns snk

Jun 16 '13

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

image

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

40,545 notes (via lord-cupcake & babyferaligator)Tags: OH HO puns

Jun 15 '13

rubych4n:

‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’

the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’

12,989 notes (via superduperego & rubych4n)Tags: puns did not expect that

Jun 14 '13

babyferaligator:

cockringtoss:

girl are those space pants?? cuz ur ass is out of this world

was that pickup line a black hole bc it sucked

10,614 notes (via jackalqueenston & cockringtoss)Tags: puns

Jun 14 '13
criminalcrazy: So my brother has this fork (he’s 2 so it’s acceptable). And my cousin pulled it out the drawer and started laughing. I asked her what was wrong and after she composed herself she held it up and said, “It’s a chewdriver!” I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard over a piece of crockery.

criminalcrazy:

So my brother has this fork (he’s 2 so it’s acceptable).
And my cousin pulled it out the drawer and started laughing. I asked her what was wrong and after she composed herself she held it up and said,

“It’s a chewdriver!”

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard over a piece of crockery.

(Source: thinklikeakiller)

24,487 notes (via miitunacaptor & thinklikeakiller)Tags: puns

Jun 13 '13

rneerkat:

rehabbed:

rneerkat:

someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful

*crowd boos*

more like crowd booze ha ha am i right

38,651 notes (via miitunacaptor & rneerkat)Tags: puns

Jun 12 '13
wessasaurus-rex: chocodi: Attack on Titans REALLY 

wessasaurus-rex:

chocodi:

Attack on Titans

REALLY 

7,260 notes (via drawingguitarist & chocodi)Tags: puns have puns gone too far

Jun 12 '13

(Source: cobaltstrides)

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Jun 11 '13
“You’re VulCAN not Vulcan’t”
— Jim T Kirk probably at some point (via probably-eating)

(Source: levicastiel)

16,969 notes (via marioguy2600 & levicastiel)Tags: puns star trek